Another impressively well-balanced hybrid from Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a wonderful addition to the MGS catalogue. Click here to buy Grease Monkey seeds… Grease Monkey Feminized Cannabis Seeds Deep relaxation and a body buzz are the hallmarks of the Grease Monkey cannabis strain. Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies and Cream genetics lend their intense Greasy Monkey, with a relaxing effect, feminized seeds that are very easy to grow, produces resinous buds, 50% sativa and 50% indica.
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Get ready to go bananas for Grease Monkey, an indica-leaning hybrid from Exotic Genetix that will unlock your ultimate “chill mode.” Bred from two legendary strains, this THC dominant seed is available as feminized seeds and packs a sweet yet spicy punch for your tastebuds.
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Grease Monkey Seeds Strain Genetics
Grease Monkey marijuana seeds are a combination of two strains: the legendary, sativa dominant Gorilla Glue #4, and the oh-so-frosty indica/sativa hybrid Cookies & Cream.
Gorilla Glue #4, a potent Sour Dubb and Chem Sis descendent, gives Grease Monkey its legendary spicy diesel aftertaste while Cookies & Cream offers its high THC level and a sweet vanilla flavour that is reminiscent of that delectable ice cream cone from your childhood. The end result is a well-balanced hybrid that certainly won’t disappoint.
Grease Monkey Strain Terpene Profile
The sweet sugary aroma of Exotic Genetix’s Grease Monkey combined with potent petrol undertones provides an interesting sensation for your nostrils. The complex flavour can be just as intense, leaving you with a taste of earthy vanilla and spicy gasoline in your mouth.
High levels of caryophyllene give the strain an especially peppery flavour while limonene and myrcene terpenes add pleasant citrus and herbal notes to this cannabis strain’s spicy yet sweet bite.
Grease Monkey Strain Effects
There won’t be any monkeying around with this indica-leaning cannabis strain. Grease Monkey cannabis seeds deliver a euphoric yet relaxed and lazy buzz that will have you glued to your couch. Expect this strain to target your body and work deep into your muscles to unlock the ultimate “chill mode” as you ride the sleepy wave of this calming body high.
But beware, this fan-favourite Exotic Genetix strain is a bit of a creeper, so take it slow and give it time for the physical melt to spread from head to toe.
Grease Monkey Strain Medical Benefits
Medical marijuana patients who suffer from chronic pain and insomnia can potentially benefit from the high THC level (around 22.5%) of this hybrid strain, which delivers a sedative and calming effect.
This harmonious blend of limonene, caryophyllene, THC, delivers a cerebral euphoric that can provide relief to those who are looking for a more natural way to ease their physical tensions and promote better sleep.
How to Grow Grease Monkey Strain
Grease Monkey cannabis seeds can be challenging to grow, but not impossible. You’ll need to practice your pruning skills as the plant grows uncharacteristically tall. The plant can be grown both indoors and outdoors, especially if you have enough space inside but the biggest challenge for growers is controlling the dank smell, so be prepared to invest in some carbon filters.
Available as feminized or regular seeds from our seed bank, this strain boasts a short flowering time of only 8-9 weeks after germination. When grown indoors, Grease Monkey seeds from Exotic Genetix can yield as much as 510g per m2. If you have the perfect outdoor environment (humid, sunny, between 70-80 degrees), you can expect an impressive yield of up to 595g per m2.
Grease Monkey is a hardy and exquisite flower with a high yield that flaunts forest green buds ripe with furry trichomes that will be rewarding to budding growers.
Grease Monkey Feminized Cannabis Seeds
Deep relaxation and a body buzz are the hallmarks of the Grease Monkey cannabis strain. Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies and Cream genetics lend their intense flavors and mind-body effects to the plant. When you feel like you just want the world to stop so that you can daydream, take a nap and let the stress melt away, this indica-heavy hybrid is effective.
People have described the high from this strain as aphrodisiac peace, euphoria and out-of-this world relaxation. With 70 percent indica and 30 percent sativa, Grease Monkey lulls you into a haze. It features an average THC level of 25 percent, which means that it can hit powerfully.
Still, the high may develop slowly. You might feel your head clear into a tranquil ease. The high affects the body intensely, promoting a grounding effect throughout your shoulders and neck. After the initial high, many users get sleepy, while others report feeling serenely sedated.
The flavor tastes like the perfect blend of the strain’s genetics. It’s earthy and skunky, with a hint of comforting vanilla.
This plant can be grown indoors or outdoors. It will produce higher yields outside but can leave you with about 18 ounces per square meter if you manage the environment well. When grown under the right conditions, it develops robust nugs that are sprinkled with orange pistils and an abundant dusting of trichomes. Its flowering period of 8 to 9 weeks means that you can guide the plants to harvest fairly quickly.
Greasy Monkey is a variety of little care and that will leave you a soft effect of mental and corporal relaxation, this feminized seed with balanced composition, is born from the cross between the sticky Gorilla Glue Nº 4 and the sweet Cookies & Cream.
What is Greasy Monkey like?
As it develops in a compact structure, green tones predominate in its leaves and buds tinged with orange hairs.
It is small in size, but with a strong structure, it presents internodes of short – medium distance, the buds are compact like a stone loaded with trichomes that look like crystals, you will have to use a mill to pulverize ..
What does Greasy Monkey taste like?
The flavor of this herb is very varied, you will be able to perceive the divine flavor of vanilla with notes of diesel and earthy flavors that end in nuances of cream and cocoa., a combination that will delight your palate.
The aroma is provocative, it evokes a rich French breakfast with fresh bread and coffee, it is sweet, but the skunk heritage also stands out.
What effect does it have?
The effect is narcotic, first you will feel some pressure on the temple, but then the sensation is very quality and relaxing on a mental and physical level.
You will also have a certain creative halo, the mood it takes you to is to feel happy but passively.
Its ptherapeutic properties are suitable for those who seek to reduce pain, relieve body and mental tension, combat depression, anxiety and stress.
How is it grown?
In indoor terraces or closet crops, you only need to provide adequate nutrition and a pleasant environment, allow the light to bathe all its branches.
Use appropriate lighting with LED bulbs 600 w in the flowering phase, to achieve fat and resinous buds, generally grows between 60 cm to 1.40 m
You can place 9 plants in pots of 11 liters for each m2; In about 55 days you will have your harvest ready
If your thing is to grow outdoors it will go very well with it, it has good resistance to fungal attacks, needs enough sunlight to develop in all its splendor, it is recommended to collect harvest in early October.
You will see them expand both laterally and vertically.
What is the production of Greasy Monkey?
Indoors you will get 400 gr. for each m2 and if you grow it outdoors it will give you 500 gr., even 800 if your hands are experts in growing marijuana.
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